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Bruce: [walking through the manor. Stops in front of the door to one of the guest rooms because he can hear voices and music inside]

Bruce: [opens the door to see Stephanie, Cass, Harper, and Babs lounging around the room to the tunes of Taylor Swift]

Steph: [sitting on the bed, putting on eyeliner] Hi Bruce what’s up?

Bruce: I… didn’t know you were here.

Babs: [with an avocado face mask on, sipping mimosa through a straw] it’s the best place for girl’s night

Harper: [doing Cass’ hair but stopping to drink her margarita every few seconds] we can all have our own bathroom

Cass: [soaking her nails in oil] Jacuzzi

Bruce:

Bruce: Why aren’t you in Cassandra’s room?

Steph: [moving on to mascara] vicinity to the pool

Bruce: oh

Bruce: Well, as long as you’re staying safe-

Babs: what kind of danger could we possibly be in?

Bruce:

Bruce: [serious] I’m going to level with you. I am an only child and I mostly raised boys. I have no idea how to parent in this situation, and when that happens I just say “well, as long as you’re staying safe” and hope for the best.

Babs: [thoughtful] That explains a lot of Dick’s fashion choices

Steph: You know it’s fine to just leave, right?

Harper: It IS girl’s night

Cass: No boys allowed

Bruce: [relieved] Ok.

Babs: Why are you here anyway?

Bruce: I heard the noise when I was looking for Tim-

Tim: [pops up from behind the bed with his hair braided and a full face of make-up] yeah?

Bruce:

Bruce: what

Tim: [waves a bottle of nail polish] I’m doing my toes

Bruce:

Bruce: Well, as long as you’re staying safe-