Bruce: [walking through the manor. Stops in front of the door to one of the guest rooms because he can hear voices and music inside]
Bruce: [opens the door to see Stephanie, Cass, Harper, and Babs lounging around the room to the tunes of Taylor Swift]
Steph: [sitting on the bed, putting on eyeliner] Hi Bruce what’s up?
Bruce: I… didn’t know you were here.
Babs: [with an avocado face mask on, sipping mimosa through a straw] it’s the best place for girl’s night
Harper: [doing Cass’ hair but stopping to drink her margarita every few seconds] we can all have our own bathroom
Cass: [soaking her nails in oil] Jacuzzi
Bruce:
Bruce: Why aren’t you in Cassandra’s room?
Steph: [moving on to mascara] vicinity to the pool
Bruce: oh
Bruce: Well, as long as you’re staying safe-
Babs: what kind of danger could we possibly be in?
Bruce:
Bruce: [serious] I’m going to level with you. I am an only child and I mostly raised boys. I have no idea how to parent in this situation, and when that happens I just say “well, as long as you’re staying safe” and hope for the best.
Babs: [thoughtful] That explains a lot of Dick’s fashion choices
Steph: You know it’s fine to just leave, right?
Harper: It IS girl’s night
Cass: No boys allowed
Bruce: [relieved] Ok.
Babs: Why are you here anyway?
Bruce: I heard the noise when I was looking for Tim-
Tim: [pops up from behind the bed with his hair braided and a full face of make-up] yeah?
Bruce:
Bruce: what
Tim: [waves a bottle of nail polish] I’m doing my toes
Bruce:
Bruce: Well, as long as you’re staying safe-