A McDanno Guide To: Bizarro McDanno
Step 1: Cast yourself as the hero and your partner as a slightly goofy sidekick
Step 2: Make sure you partner understands how heroic and noble you are
Step 3: Listen to your partner ignore everything you said and threaten the suspect… hang on…
Step 4: Watch your partner come up with an insane idea… This is getting out of hand… You have more control than this usually…
Step 5: He has a gun, the suspect is already in a hospital bed ! Seriously. WTF!
Step 6: Consider actually being afraid…
Step 7: This really isn’t going to plan…
Step 8: He’s cute as hell though. Maybe just roll with it?
Step 9: Relax. Worse things happen at sea. Apparently
